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The song is now available for free download at: www.last.fm -------------- What's the Function (of Dovey Junction)? [Rude Version with Vocals] The song is inspired by a place which is the middle of almost nowhere - the train station of Dovey Junction between Borth and Machynlleth, and is dedicated to anyone that has ever been isolated there with no phone signal or simply stuck on the train staring out at the desolate plains with only a cold Ginsters pastie to keep you company and the fear of what is lurking in the bushes... If you have ever passed through this place on a Arriva Trains Wales train which smells of urine and is infested with lice then this song is for you. Recorded at the almighty number 4 Cliff Terrace. --- WHAT'S THE FUNCTION (OF DOVEY JUNCTION)? [Rude Version] Intro: What's the function of Dovey Junction (x2) Chorus: Standing alone, no telephone Nowhere to go but Straight back to you Verse One: But who lives at Dovey Junction And what is their major malfunction A twinkle in the grass as a rapist passed Something in the reeds, pants around his knees Chorus (x1) Verse Two: Is that your Mum taking it in the bum She likes lots of men and drinking all their c*m And there goes your Dad and he's leather clad In his bondage gear, fourth r**e of the year Chorus (x1) Instrumentally bit Chorus (x1) Intro (x1) --- Dovey Junction railway station (Welsh: Cyffordd Dyfi) is a railway station on the Cambrian Line in Wales. It is the junction where the line splits into the ...